Candice Swanepoel.

Candice Swanepoel... How do I begin to explain Candice Swanepoel?
Candice Swanepoel is flawless. I hear her hair's insured for $10,000. I hear she does car commercials... in Japan. Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty. One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.